Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.