Notation jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.