Nosebleed jokes
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.