Nosebleed jokes

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.