Non existent

Non Existent Jokes

Russian

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Poison

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Feminist

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Forehead

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.