Nomenclature jokes
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben