Noddle jokes
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 馃 馃敥 馃尠
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!