Noddle jokes

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.