Nixon jokes

"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.