Nirvana jokes
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.