Nirvana

Nirvana Jokes

Gun

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Shot

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Shotgun

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

Eye

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!