NHS jokes
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
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So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!