Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
Why can't you teach a orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them
Why can ́ t you teach an orphan NEW tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always new the ant er
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
