New Year's Eve jokes
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Me every year
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Happy new year! 🥳
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
new years be like in my house
Happy New Year’s Eve. 2023 was something lol
