New Year's Day jokes

Attempt

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Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

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  • Birthday

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    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Orphan

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    Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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  • Year

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    What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

    It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

    Community talk

    Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye