New Edition jokes

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?