New Edition jokes

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."