Neverlands jokes
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.