Neverlands

Neverlands Jokes

Place

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Neverland Ranch

Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

Paint

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Neverland Ranch

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Neverland Ranch

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.