Neuroscience jokes

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.