Neuroscience jokes

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.