Finding Nemo jokes

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?