Naval Unit jokes
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Community talk
Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen