Mycology jokes

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

What is a room you can not enter? A mushroom.

Mushroom?

Mushroom.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!