Mycology jokes

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.