Mycology jokes

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"