Mycology jokes
What do you call a mushroom 馃崉 with many friends?
A fungi.
Why does the mushroom 馃崉 have many friends?
Because it鈥檚 a fungi.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.