When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
yo mama so dumb when I told her my friend was mute she said “cant you unmute her?”
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
