How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
