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Eye test

3 years ago
A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.
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  • Mr Bean

    2 years ago

    mr bean is that you

    A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".
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    Hijack

    1 year ago

    MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT

    A picture of MrBeast in front of the Twin Towers with the text 'I Hijacked a Plane'.
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  • Place

    2 years ago
    A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."
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  • Sadness

    1 year ago
    A three-panel comic strip showing a person with a sad cloud over their head. In the first panel, the person thinks "not today, sadness.". In the second panel, a winged person uses a mop to wipe away the cloud of sadness. In the third panel, the person stares at a vacuum cleaner hanging from the ceiling.
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  • Revenge

    1 year ago

    what the

    A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a news report headline, stating, "Man Murdered 8 gang members under an hour after being told his sister was raped." The background of this panel displays a crime scene with police cars and yellow caution tape. The bottom panel shows a character, possibly from a science fiction movie, wearing white robes and a metallic face mask, striking a pose with one hand raised. Text below the image says, "How bro must've felt: Bro is Mr. Aura himself."
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  • Time

    3 years ago

    Mr Bean Meme

    The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10
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  • Spongebob

    7 months ago
    A distressed, melting Spongebob Squarepants is shown in a cartoon frame, seemingly reacting strongly. Below him, Mr. Krabs stands with a slightly surprised or concerned expression. The top text reads, "Sqong bo reakkt doinm mceab disty akh om the squinn pot yesterday 😭😭".
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  • Text message

    8 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Meme

    5 months ago

    Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

    A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".
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  • Court

    2 months ago
    A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."
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  • Mr Beast

    2 years ago

    Cursed Mr beast

    The image shows a scene of a spaceship exploding in space. On the left side of the image, there's a cartoon drawing of Mr. Beast wearing a space helmet. On the spaceship a red "Among Us" character stands. The text "PLANET 4" is in the upper left corner.
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  • Firearm

    5 months ago
    A split image shows a man resembling Mr. Beast. On the left, he holds an angle grinder with a circular grinding wheel pointed towards the camera. On the right, he holds a rusty, old-looking pistol. Above the images, the text reads "Mr. Heat 🔥". Below what appears to be a social media post, the text says "It's old. But it still bark!!"
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  • Snitch

    1 year ago
    A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'
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  • Thumbnail

    2 years ago

    Name this thumbnail+ Day 1 of making cursed Mr beast thumbnails

    The image shows Mr Beast pointing a gun at a Smurf character with sunglasses. On the right there is a crying cat. The background is a city street and there is "HOUR 2" written in the top left.
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  • Story

    1 year ago
    A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
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  • Ukraine

    2 years ago
    The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a man in a suit is asking, "Mr. Putin, why did you invade Ukraine?" In the second frame, another man in a suit responds, "I am just coming to that. You see on May 28th, 2016, a gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati zoo..."
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  • Virus

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.
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  • Egg

    3 years ago

    mr. egg head

    A man with a bald head smiles at the camera.
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  • Wife

    2 years ago
    A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."
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