Motor Control jokes

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.