My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
