Most wanted jokes

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?

Only one is wanted.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.