Mossad jokes

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.