Montana jokes
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Where is Colorado?