Montana jokes

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.