Monocot jokes
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Community talk
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more