Monocot jokes
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Community talk
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more