Mongo jokes

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

My mum's a carrot.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

Fennec users lmao.