Mommy Mommy jokes clean jokes
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
What did the mom say to the baby?
Mommy?
Say, "Moommy."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.