Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.
Mommy mommy! Are we Outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.
Mommy mommy! Are we Were-wolfs? Shut up and comb your face.
