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Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?

Shut up and cut the coke.

Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?

Shut up and pass me the note.

Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?

Shut up and keep sewing!

"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"

"Only in your dreams."

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.