Mommy Mommy jokes clean

Mommy Mommy Jokes Clean Jokes

Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

Archer

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

Dragon

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Dream

"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"

"Only in your dreams."

Liar

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."