You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Why do elves go to School? To learn the elfabet.
"Knock Knock" "Come in."
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
You know sex is better then logical but I could’ve prove it...
I keep getting ads about belly fat
My live
When ur friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl YEEEEHAWW
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
i don't want to die
Why was goofy in the bathroom he was goofing off
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC