Milo jokes
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
