Milo jokes

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.