Millie jokes

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

I encountered a milf at a bar last night. Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.

We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time.

Then, she asked me flirtatiously,

"Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

I said, "Nope, not yet."

She drank a little more, and said, "Well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys, opens her door, turns on the light, and she yells towards upstairs,

"Mom, are you still awake?"

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

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