mid-life jokes

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.