mid-life jokes
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.