mid-life jokes
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!