Microsoft teams jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire馃敟
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
