Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF😅🤣😂
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
