Memorial Day jokes

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.