Memorial Day jokes

Nudist

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What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

Childhood

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My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

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  • Shot

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    I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.