Memorial Day jokes

Nudist

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What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

Mom

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Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Orphan

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.