Memorial Day jokes

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.