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Erichh

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Anonymous

the heart

A bright pink heart in the center of a digital artwork with vibrant blues, purples, and oranges, with abstract lines and glowing particles.

Anonymous

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

Anonymous

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

peanut butter

roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.

Anonymous

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

Anonymous

wow look how cute this kitten is

A gray kitten with its eyes closed cuddles with a small brown teddy bear on a pink cushion.

Tom

Damn🚪

The image shows a dark, cartoon-like figure with one big eye and dark sunglasses, asking "no doors?" The background is a solid red color.

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UkRanInE

A picture shows Vladimir Putin pointing his finger with a pen in his hand. The text on the image says: "GIVE THAT MAN A SLICE OF UKRAINE".

Kahoot

Women

A cartoonish brown hog with a wide, toothy grin has a mushroom cloud exploding from the top of its head.

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

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Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.

Anonymous

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Exodus

Expectation Vs Reality

The image shows a split comparison. The top half labeled "Expectation" shows a muscular Aquaman in full costume holding a trident. The bottom half labeled "Reality" shows a less muscular man, also likely Aquaman, in swim trunks holding a rake in the water. A Kapwing watermark is in the bottom right corner.

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My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

WowSoFunny

My camera turned on, pwease no bully😖

A shirtless man is eating noodles from a white bowl with chopsticks. The noodles are surrounded by chili peppers and flames are coming out of the bowl, as if the dish was extremely spicy. Smoke is rising from the man's head.

sunshine

looking funny or funny looking

A wide-eyed anime character with dark circles under their eyes and a small smile is shown. The text says, "When it's 2 AM and the anime episode ends with a cliffhanger. I don't need sleep. I need answer."

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YoU tOo

The image is a meme with four different reaction images. The first is a dark, cartoonish dragon face with big eyes. The second is a grinning face with big eyes. The third is a white cat with a small, slight smile and the last is a man with a slightly shocked expression. Above the images is the text "Cashier: The receipt is in the bag" and then "Me: You, too".

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