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Adolf Nigler

"Which lawyer do you want?"

A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Heroin Monkey

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.

MATTIX

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

AG

RapBoat gay confirmed.

A screenshot of a comment by "Rap Boat" saying "I just sucked my boyfriend's HUGE ASS dick."

Anonymous

when bro says we doing it to night

A picture of Mike Wazowski with a concerned look, overlaid with the text "When bro says we doing it tonight."

Face mc shooty

Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sit around a campfire. The text overlay reads, "When you're old enough to learn the family lore and find out the monsters you're related to."

Anonymous

when ice is coming to your school.

An image features a very concerned-looking Mike Wazowski with the text "when ice is coming to your school."

Lustlos from Sw

Walt what?

A screenshot of a social media post by user "Majestic Drama" that reads: "Got a PS5 for my lil brother. Best trade I ever did."

Face mc shooty

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon goose wearing a beret and holding a bassoon like a weapon. The image text reads: "You mess with l'honque, you get l'bonque."

Lil’ bro

The image shows four geometric shapes. The first three shapes are a pentagon, a hexagon, and a heptagon. The fourth shape is a blue square with a dolphin in the water with the text "Mydolphingon" below it.

Heroin Monkey

The left side shows an iPhone screen that says "Face ID, Try Again. Try Face ID Again." The right side is a photo of a man with a distorted, square-shaped face, resembling a Minecraft character. He has blocky features, including a square head, eyes, and mouth.

Lil’ bro

Bros “fire” fit be like

A cat sits on a glass coffee table. The cat is wearing a bright green hooded outfit that makes the cat look like a green Teletubby. The text on the image says "Bros 'fire' fit be like".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Heroin Monkey

A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."

DAP ME UP

Anwser this please

The image displays a mathematical formula defining the Riemann zeta function, expressed as ζ(s) = Σ 1/nˢ. Text provides definitions for the variables used in the function: ζ(s) as the Riemann zeta function, 's' as a complex variable, and 'n' as an integer.

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