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The meme shows four images to illustrate the extreme heat of Australian summers. The first image depicts a person using a spatula to remove a cooked item from a baking sheet on a car dashboard. The second shows a flip-flop stuck in melted asphalt. The third shows a driver wearing an oven mitt on their hand as they grip the steering wheel. The fourth image displays a road sign that reads "ROAD SUBJECT TO MELTING! INDICATORS SHOW DEPTH".

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A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

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A flyer on a street pole shows a black and white photo of a unicorn. The flyer reads, "Lost unicorn: If found please stop doing drugs."

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A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a card game with a hand of cards, followed by a comment and a reply. The comment asks what the abomination next to the ace is, and the reply states "161 of clubs."

DAP ME UP

The Avengers team stands together, ready for action. But instead of their usual faces, each member sports the smug grin of the "Dap me up" emoji. The text overlay reads: "Dapvengers assemble."

Adolf kitler

A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.

Adolf kitler

A gray cat sits on a laptop with the caption "Problem solved."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying down, staring into the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat, text reads: "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice."

Adolf kitler

A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."

Adolf kitler

A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."

Adolf kitler

The meme shows two pictures of a white cat with closed eyes. In the first picture, the cat lies on its back in the grass. In the second picture, the cat sits in a cabbage head. The image caption says: "This seems to be the most peaceful cat in the world."

Adolf kitler

Two nearly identical images side by side show a black and white cat in a bathtub, with the text "Spot the difference: lvl impossible" above.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

Heroin Monkey

A phone screen is filled with various porn apps such as Pornhub, Youporn, XHamster, and others. A question is written at the bottom, "Any one else's phone have this symbol??"

Adolf kitler

Why is someone disliking my posts?!?

A tabby cat with an annoyed expression is shown. The text in the image asks why people are disliking the posts.

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A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Vaal

Im the boss

A cartoon character with a bird-like beak and a top hat is photoshopped onto a person in a suit. The figure is sitting on a desk in front of several computer monitors.

Heroin Monkey

A man wears a t-shirt that says, "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian."

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