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Willy b
11 months ago
The image shows two pictures side by side. The left picture shows a smiling priest in a black robe holding a book. The right picture is of Woody, a toy character from the movie "Toy Story" with his distinctive cowboy hat. Above the pictures, text reads, "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND WOODY?" Below the pictures, the text continues with "WOODY GOES LIMP WHEN A CHILD ENTERS THE ROOM!"
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    11 months ago
    A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A digital drawing presents a hierarchical setup where five identical men stand looking through windows. The man at the top is observing a space view, the two next ones see nature, and the last two see drugs. The men are positioned at different levels, standing on various objects. The man at the very top is the only one not standing on anything, the next two are on money, the two after are on books, and the last one on a drugs pile.
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  • Willy b
    11 months ago
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • DaRapBoat
    11 months ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a song by Ken Carson called "i need u." The lyrics are shown with the first part "Where your racks go?" and the second part "Oh, you spent it on hoes, money, drugs, and clothes." with red circles around both parts.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A still image from the Muppets. Gonzo, a blue puppet with a large nose and grey hair, is looking at Kermit, a green frog puppet. The text below the image says, "Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body."
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  • MEME LORD
    11 months ago
    Stephen Hawking's cuck chair
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  • MEME LORD
    11 months ago
    A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."
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  • NGC 6611
    11 months ago
    The image shows a periodic table with some elements arranged as blocks from the game Tetris, with the text "how they REALLY made the periodic table" above it.
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  • MEME LORD
    11 months ago
    When you've finally had enough of your
autistic brother, so you decide to sell
him to the local pedophile
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
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Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
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limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    11 months ago
    The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image shows a hand holding three large caliber bullets with blue tips. The text on the box behind it reads: "RATSHOT, 50 BMG, 10 COUNT. FOR RODENTS OF EQUAL SIZE". Below this is a picture showing a man in blue with a glow that reads "50 BMG Ratshot", facing another glowing figure that reads "Rat"
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  • NGC 6611
    11 months ago
    The image consists of three panels stacked vertically. The first panel shows a portrait of Isaac Newton, with the text "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation." The second panel shows a portrait of Albert Einstein with the text "I believe I'm relatively aware of it." The third panel shows a portrait of Charles Darwin, with the text "Guys! Don't let this evolve into a huge argument."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    11 months ago
    A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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