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Heroin Monkey

An open suitcase is filled with tiramisu. A hand holding a spoon is dipping into the dessert. The text overlay says, "Let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

Heroin Monkey

A digital fanart image of Peter Griffin from the cartoon Family Guy in the style of an anime girl. She has pink hair, a white sweater, and a green skirt with a belt and rabbit buckle. She is wearing a brown beret and glasses, and her skin is pale.

Heroin Monkey

An overhead shot shows a black shoe, a tan shoe sole, and an empty plastic drink cup with black soot around the items. Text on the image reads, "The opps eviscerated bro 💔".

YumMan

Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

United Kingdom UK

An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

DAP ME UP

In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."

Heroin Monkey

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Heroin Monkey

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."

DIANEE

Me everyday all day

Cartoon image of a golden dragon with its tongue sticking out, with the text "Me everyday all day".

Heroin Monkey

A collage of four images showing a cigarette being deep-fried. The top left image shows a hand holding a cigarette. The top right image shows a cigarette being deep-fried in oil. The bottom left image shows the deep-fried cigarette. The bottom right image shows the deep-fried cigarette broken in half.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a screenshot of a meme featuring Bugs Bunny with a disapproving expression. Above Bugs Bunny, the text reads: "Middle Eastern kid: 'When I grow up...' Predator drone:" The word "no" is superimposed on the bottom left of Bugs Bunny.

DAP ME UP

The Kool-Aid Man as a very muscular bodybuilder with the text "OH YEAH. U LIKE THAT?"

Heroin Monkey

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Heroin Monkey

A person holds an ashtray full of cigarettes in one hand, a coffee mug in the other and a pink fishing rod is placed on the right. Text overlay reads: "Almost forgot this is the whole point."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001, with smoke billowing from them. The text reads: "White smoke!!! New pope is american."

Heroin Monkey

A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."

Heroin Monkey

A man looking upset is pictured above a comment that reads: "I have your face on a carpet and I like to strip naked and cover myself in honey and roll around on the carpet until I pee (love your bellybutton)." Text over the man reads: "Bro leave this man alone."

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