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Life

5 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

Nut

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a conversation where Enraged Rapboat and RapBoat are exchanging crude messages. Enraged Rapboat says, "IM LITERALLY GONNA NUT ON YOU," and then, "IN YOUR EYES." RapBoat replies, "NOT IF I NUT ON YOU FIRST!!!!!!!" and then calls Enraged Rapboat a "FAKER!!!!!!"

Emergency

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Plan

14 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

Drunk

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Woman

8 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.

A cartoon image of SpongeBob SquarePants looking frustrated and lying on the sand. The text on the image reads: "When a male athlete can't win any competitions."

Tattoo

60 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Funeral

2 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Friend

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

fr

A man smiles slyly in a photo. The text overlay says: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS BE LIKE THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU".

Tax dollar

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."

Mate

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Song

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."

Spit

7 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A close-up image of a man with wide eyes and an open mouth. Above the man is the text "When your thing gets hawk tuah'd and spat on."

Perry the Platypus

3 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A three panel image showing the same character with different reactions to an intruder. The first panel says 'Someone enters your lair' with a 'Panik' reaction. The second panel says 'It's just a platypus' with a 'Kalm' reaction. The third panel says 'It's Perry the Platypus' with a 'Panik' reaction.

Family

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Celebrity

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

You're

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

You're

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

Sick

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

A baby with wide eyes and a slightly worried expression. The text says, "That moment when you see your boss on the golf course after calling in sick."

Bed

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

bruh

The image shows a man looking confused and a bit annoyed. There are question marks above his head and text that reads "When it's 10pm and your friend says, 'so where are we going after this?' to bed???".

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