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Procrastination

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Lesson

10 views · Cutepink · 2 years ago

POV: You missed your Duolingo lesson

The image shows the Duolingo owl icon with angry red eyes. The text “You must do it or die” is visible above “Duolingo”. There is also a number “2683” and an exclamation mark.

William Afton

7 views · Wade · 2 years ago

William Afton in a nutshell

A drawing shows a character with dark hair, a yellow suit, and a purple bow tie. The image contains the text "TRADE OFFER" above the character and on the left "I RECEIVE: your child" and on the right "YOU RECEIVE: one large margherita pizza".

Thumb

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

My ass in your thumb

The image shows Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's, but his body is composed of repeating sections of eyes, mouth, and torso. The text 'My thumb in your ass' is overlaid on the left side of the image.

South Park

4 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

Eye

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Badass Deathstroke

The image shows the comic book character Deathstroke aiming a rifle with a scope. The text on the image says, "You know you're badass when you use a scope without an eye."

Deadpool

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Perfection

The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."

Argument

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Me arguing with the stupid idiots

Rick from the cartoon series Rick and Morty is pointing his finger up while saying: "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OPINION AND SHOVE IT WAYYY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE."

Friend

21 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Friend

28 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Homie

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Bottom

5 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Fate

1 view · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

A plush toy with a multi-colored mane and a white hat with a blue pine tree symbol on it. Text overlay: You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

Pokemon card

23 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

Clown

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

True

The image shows two different clowns. The top one is a scary looking clown with red hair and a white face, yelling "YOU DISGUST ME RONALD! YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARY!". Below him is Ronald McDonald, with a creepy smile saying "I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU. MOTHERF***ER".

Eye

15 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Don't squint your eyes

A wooden cutting board with two large pieces of steak, one cooked and one raw, plus many sliced pieces of cooked steak.

Shit

2 views · dabestjoke · 2 years ago

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Transphobia

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

Squad

1 view · GG Miller · 2 years ago

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

School

23 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."