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Heroin Monkey
4 months ago
The image shows a black wolf and a white wolf wearing striped sleeping caps, facing each other with a large full moon behind them. Below the wolves, text is divided into two sections. The left section says 'one snores like "honk shoo honk shoo."' and the right section says 'the other snores like "hoooooonk mi mi mi."'. The text at the top says 'INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".
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  • COBSON
    4 months ago
    A multi-panel meme. The top panel, enclosed in a thought bubble, is a cartoon showing four figures. The first has a trans flag for a head and is smiling. The second is a simple figure with a neutral expression and crossed arms. The third and fourth figures have trans flags for skin/clothing patterns; one is a person in a jacket, the other in a tank top. The third figure is saying "Protect trans kids". The top panel has the text "Tameo" and an unreadable symbol in the corner. Below the thought bubble, the bottom panel shows two figures on the left: a wojak character with glasses and a character with sunglasses and a beard, looking right. On the right, two grotesque, heavily made-up figures are depicted. One has blue hair and is crying with smudged makeup. The other has purple hair, pale cracked skin, and large eyes. The text below the characters on the left says "Why are you looking at my son like that? I'm gonna call the cops."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."
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  • DAP ME UP
    4 months ago
    The meme shows characters from Among Us in a line. They are labeled "Never", "Gonna", "Give", "You", and "Up". The meme's text says "The perfect crew doesn't exis..."
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  • YumMan
    4 months ago

    Peanut Butter

    A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man with a beard and mullet wearing a suit appears against a background with purple lighting. The top of the image reads, "!TRADE OFFER!" Below this text, it reads, "You receive: Mail."
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    4 months ago

    Did you know

    A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".
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  • tabs1528
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.
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  • DND memes
    5 months ago

    first of my memes

    A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
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  • YumMan
    5 months ago

    Cecil

    A drawing of two muscular cartoon men against a city background. The man in front has his arms raised and mouth open, exclaiming, "Cecil I need you Cecil". Behind him stands another man in a suit with his arms at his side.
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