Website memes

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/