Way memes
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
Jokes
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.