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Heroin Monkey

A photo of Stevie Wonder with the text, "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney Channel.", on top. A scribbled, blue design is to the left.

Jfkisafk

A picture of a hallway with a door slightly ajar, and the text "Ninja cat" and "is watching you" on the top and bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A person in a lego head and red shirt, with very realistic looking fingers, stands in front of a brown wall, an open doorway and a sign that says "ROOMS". Above the person the text says: "Piece of advice: never watch the lego movie on a 4k tv"

timmyy

When he shares screen on call

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Bill Gates in his billion dollar bunker watching me empty a cement truck into his only exit." Below the text is a close-up of a man with blond hair.

H3LL0_K1TTY

I want him to make me look like this 😔

The image shows a meme with text overlaid on a picture of a man with white liquid dripping down his face and chest. The text reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

Heroin Monkey

A black cat with glowing green eyes and a slightly protruding tongue stares at the camera. Above the cat, the text reads, "Federal agents watching me gulp down an entire bag of plastic powder with a bottle of canola seed oil."

Heroin Monkey

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Baby Yoda

The image shows Baby Yoda sleeping in a hammock. Above the image the text reads: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Yuri

Supposed to be video but cant do that

The image shows a meme. The top part has a text overlay that reads: "Mexicans watching the filter change as they cross over the border". The bottom part is a picture of a man looking up with a surprised expression.

M3ME G0D

The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."

Wade

A five-panel image depicting different stages of a person trying to understand the lore of FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's), with a progression from playing the game to kidnapping the creator, Scott Cawthon. The first panel shows a brain with intricate patterns and text that reads "Playing FNaF for the lore." The second panel is similar, depicting the brain with a glowing center and reads "Watching theories on youtube about the FNaF lore." The third panel shows a blue figure with bright energy around the heart and reads "Trying to solve the FNaF lore." The fourth panel shows a red, fiery figure with raised arms and reads "Waiting for the FNaF lore to solve itself." The final panel shows a stick figure with a weapon and reads "Kidnapping Scott Cawthon and make him reveal the FNaF lore."

timmyy

Spongebob is smiling in his bed. Text above him says: "You, right now, watching memes when you should be working."

Chexers

A group of six clowns wearing different costumes and makeup are sitting at tables in a room. The text above the image says, "My past selves watching me make the same mistakes."

Wade

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

Wade

Pulling up to the movie theater

The image shows a group of four animatronic characters from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The text above them reads 'ME AND THE BOYS' and below them 'WATCHING FNAF'. The characters have red eyes and smoke is around their faces. One of them, Freddy Fazbear, is holding a cigarette.

Wade

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

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