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Heroin Monkey

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Lustlos from Sw

Walt what?

A screenshot of a social media post by user "Majestic Drama" that reads: "Got a PS5 for my lil brother. Best trade I ever did."

MATTIX

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."

Nintendo Fan

A photo of a group of people in an art gallery, facing a blank white wall with their shadows projected on it. Above the image is text saying 'If you ever feel useless' and below it says 'these people paid money to look at 'Invisible' art'.

RapBoat

A meme shows a tweet stating "According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33" followed by a table calculating the value of one good girl. The table shows: 1 good girl = 1000 bitches; 12 bitches = $0.10; 1 bitch = $0.0083; 1 good girl = 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches; 1 good girl = $8.33.

Toast ツ

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts is shown with the title 'Value Pack 16'. The pop-tarts on the front of the box are flavored 'Asphalt'. The tarts are colored black with a road design on top.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor labeled as "Frosted Motor Oil". The Pop-Tarts are shown with black filling and an engine is also pictured on the box.

Heroin Monkey

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, frosted mac & cheese flavor. It is a blue box that says "Value Pack 16". There are two Pop-Tarts on the box and also a small bowl of mac and cheese.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts with the text "VALUE PACK", "16 toaster pastries", "Pop-Tarts", "Frosted", "Styrofoam", and "16 TOASTER PASTRIES" on it. The pop tarts in the image are replaced with styrofoam.

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."

hayden💯💯💯

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Cahyani Ambara

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Anonymous

guess who this is i know

The image shows a man with dark hair and a mustache, wearing a red jacket and red sunglasses, lounging back on a couch. Text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Text below the image says "Respond: I got clients that pay more".

Hailey ❁

2nd meme on here:

The image shows a four-panel comparison of literary traditions across different countries. Each panel has a portrait of an author and a text: English literature with “I will die for honour”, French literature with “I will die for love”, American literature with “I will die for freedom”, and Russian literature with “I will die”.